Thursday, 20 June 2013

6 Signs You're Obsessed

Obsession. We all know how we can get about things, or people, sometimes. Sometimes we just go a little crazy for something. So if you're not sure if your're obsessed, take a look at these warning signs. However, if you're truly obsessed, I can't guarantee you'll recognize them.

1. If it's a person you're obsessed with, you stalk their online presence, and sometimes real life presence, everywhere. Before, if you weren't near a person, you couldn't stalk them, but thanks to the invention of the internet, you can stalk people without ever leaving your home! If you constantly look at this person's twitter, Facebook, and even check to see if they have Myspace (who still uses Myspace?), then chances are you're obsessed!

2. If it's a thing you're obsessed with, like gnomes, you carry it around with you everywhere. Do you have a "good luck charm" that you carry with you everywhere? Come on, we all know that thing hasn't brought you an ounce of luck. You just don't want to let it go. You can't bare the thought. You know what you are? Obsessed! What are you getting mad at me for? You're the one who looked for this page. However, if you have many things that you are obsessed with, that is called hoarding.

3. If you would kill to be with this person, or to have this thing, then yep, you guessed it, you're obsessed. A lot of people will go to great lengths to see a celebrity in concert, or will wait outside all night to get the next generation of iPhone. But when you're willing to actually kill for these things, that's taking things a tad too far. Just a tad.

4. You constantly dream about this person of thing. Not like daydreams that you do on purpose, but when the person or thing invades your dreams, and they keep recurring. This isn't a huge issue, as you're the only one who knows what you're dreaming, but it can be a sign that you are obsessed with them, or it.

5. If it's a person, they can do no wrong. One way to know if you're obsessed with someone, is to see them do multiple things that are wrong, but they still possess a God-like quality to you. And you pretty much bite the head off of anyone who tries to tell you otherwise.

6. You want to be them, literally. Like you want to rip their skin off of them and walk around as them. Okay, maybe not quite that graphic, but you essentially want to be exactly like them. Not in the good "you want to be like them when you grown up way", but in the bad "you want to steal their life and do everything they do"
way. It's okay to look to a person for guidance, but if you start to do everything they do and literally want to live their life, and not your own, you're probably obsessed.

So now you know some of the key signs of obsession. Yay!

Have you ever been obsessed?

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