Friday, 11 October 2013

Sleep Is For The Weak!

Sleeping is for the weak! Today in this crazed world of ours there is no reason, nor no time, not even one second to waste on the dreaded evil called sleep! In this article you will learn about the evils of the cloaked monster waiting in your bed. Yes! In your actual bed! Read on, young one, to learn about one of societies greatest evils.

Sleeping is promoted as being "healthy" and "good for you". Yeah, I bet next your gonna tell me that doughnut isn't "healthy" either. I mean honestly, they expect us to believe that lying in bed for eight hours doing absolutely nothing, is healthy? No wonder people are fat. If we moved all night long  no one would be fat anymore. But no, we have to rest our brains. Does the heart need resting? Do the lungs need resting? No. They work all the time, and they're just fine. I think the people who tell us sleep is healthy, just have deals with all the mattress companies. 

One of the evils sleep bestows on people is preventing work being done. People are always complaining there's never enough time, and that they have so much to do. If we didn't sleep, do you know how much extra time we'd get? We could be superstars at anything! We'd be the most productive generation ever! And who doesn't love the mild hallucinations that come without sleeping, am I right?

People over the years have been deluded into thinking sleep is natural. Do you ever wonder why there's so many sleep drugs? Because we're not supposed to sleep! If God intended us to sleep, he would not make us take drugs to do it. It would simply be natural. The sleep aid companies just pay health professionals to spout garble that sleep is healthy. I mean, really people, think about it.

Well I hope this article has encouraged you to do anything but sleep. Do not let the evil overtake you. Stay strong! And if you like, check out my YouTube Channel instead of going to sleep! Thanks for reading!

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